About

Sometimes, you can’t keep your thoughts to yourself. But sometimes, you also can’t tell anyone about it. What happens next? You get a blog.

Yes I know I got rid of my domain, I didn’t feel like having a proper website anymore. But I still feel like letting everyone know what is up with me. I’ll mostly write about my offline life, as nothing interesting ever happens online.

Just a little guide for you:

Pascal: He is my crush. He is 18 years old and lives a couple of streets from my house. He is in my history class. He would always stare at me (and still does) so I thought I should talk to him. Turns out he has a girlfriend who lives pretty far away. He does not care much about me. If you ever hear me say he is a fat and hairy hobo with bad acne, that’s just because I’m trying to get over him, because I think he’s really hot.

Dave: He was my first real crush. I met him in 7th grade. He was awesome. He always made me feel like I was worth something. Unfortunately, they built a school in his area, so he was sent there. I saw him a couple of times during the two years he was gone. And this year, he came back to my school. He also lives a couple of streets from my house.

Shane: He is probably my best (and only) guy friend. I can tell him everything about my crush, and he’ll try to help me. I hate how he has gotten popular. I’ve known him for four years, and always thought he was great. Now he hangs around the slutty girls and we barely talk.

Kyle: I had a crush on him last year. He was cool about it. He would call me a lot, and hug me at school. That was until this one day when he decided he’d tell me the truth. He had never liked me as a friend, he was not serious about it. He had never meant a word he said.

Olivier: I might mention him. He’s pretty hot. He’s in my P.E. class. I don’t know him at all, and have never talked to him.

Ursula: She is also my friend. She never listens when anyone speaks, and then proceeds to tell us about her day and expects us to listen. It could be my last day on Earth, and she still wouldn’t do anything so I can be around Pascal.

Camille: She’s my slutty friend. She has fucked 15 different guys in the past 2 years. She has gotten pregnant (and got an abortion) and has caught a STD. She never does anything for me, except fuck everything up between me and my crushes. She’s pretty much always stoned. She also has a different boyfriend every two weeks. I have known her for ten years.

Jade: She is one of my friends. She’s probably the one that care about me the most. The only thing that is a problem is that she doesn’t believe in love. She’ll never do anything so I can be around Pascal. She says I’m better off without boys.
Stefanie: She is one of my best friends. She always listens to me, and we have a lot of fun together. She understands everything. She’s great.